Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 5th

I am not Chuck. So I don't hope to replace him in any way. But the Daily Loser and Jury Duty segments of WU are some of my favorites and I would miss them. Here's hoping you guys don't mind if I pick up the torch.

Your Daily Loser - Police in Northwood, New Hampshire needed an innertube to pull a burglary suspect out of a lake. The young man and his friend tried to break into a house Saturday night but were caught because a passing driver heard glass breaking and called the cops. Out of curiosity, what did they use to break the glass? Dynamite? How loud can breaking glass be that you would hear it while driving by someone's house? When the police arrived, the suspect fled, jumped into the freezing Northwood Lake and had to be rescued. The Story. // The Video.

Jury Duty - Two young men in Palmyra, New York have been accused of luring a calf out of a barn and butchering it because they were hungry. Sadly the article only has the mug shot from one of the suspects. Story and Mugshot.
     Posted By: Nethie - Tue May 05, 2009
     Category: Your Daily Jury Duty | Your Daily Loser | Goofs and Screw-ups

Jury Duty - MohawkWarrior, you could have just asked, man.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/05/09 at 11:08 AM
Jury Duty Must'a been his injun heritage speaking to him through his hair cut. Guilty.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/05/09 at 11:10 AM
Sorry for the confusion, the Daily Loser story doesn't actually involve using dynamite. That out of curiosity bit was my own editorial input. I'll save my comments for the comment section next time. :lol:
Posted by Nethie on 05/05/09 at 11:32 AM
Jury Duty - Beef. It's whats for dinner. Even if you have to steal it!
Good entry Nethie
Posted by Matt in Florida on 05/05/09 at 12:01 PM
Bravo Nethie ~ great job! I'm trying to figure out how to post something (in my own not-so-puter-literate way) and you're already up & running ~ awesome!!

Oh yea...guilty of everything. Geez, the calf was named Emma...that makes me ill :sick:
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 05/05/09 at 12:10 PM
Jury Duty: No wonder. He can't get a job looking like that.
Posted by Paul in Athens GA on 05/05/09 at 12:40 PM
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