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Homosexuals are possessed by putrid smelling demons according to Holy Fire Ministries founder Burt Farias. These demons are so foul smelling that other demons stay away from them and pigs prefer death to possession. Where do these people come from? Second source article here.
     Posted By: Alex - Sun Jul 27, 2014
     Category: Can’t Possibly Be True

Patty, See what happens when you Google FART GOBLIN! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/27/14 at 11:24 AM
He didn't say anything about farts, he just said putrid-smelling. And farts aren't always putrid-smelling; and other things besides stinky farts smell putrid, e.g. rotting fish.

What he said was weird enough (and he provided no Biblical evidence, just an assertion); no need to embellish, or make unjustified inferences.
Posted by Will S. on 07/27/14 at 12:32 PM
My apologies Will, the fart reference was in another source I was reading. I will include the link above since I can't put it here in comments.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/27/14 at 01:33 PM
So, Will, just what are you eating that makes for sweet smelling farts?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/28/14 at 12:46 AM
Lavender and rose petals. {/sarcasm}

Farts can be loud and odourless; they can be loud and stinky; they can be silent, but deadly. I've let the entire spectrum of them rip, at various different times, and I'm sure you all have, too.

Only some of them would I classify as truly putrid in terms of their odours, not all. 😊

That QUEERTY journalist (and the editor) from whom you got the false 'fart demon' quote was dishonest. One of the commenters called them out on it, too:

(no separate URL for the comment, third from bottom at present)

This guy is a jerk, but on reading his real article, he never once mentioned “Fart Demon”. If you are going to sensationalize this you don’t need to put words in his mouth, he is perfectly capable of demonstrating his “douchiness” himself. No need to lie.

Jul 25, 2014 at 3:04 pm

I agree with blklthrjkt.

Sorry to be so humourless on a humour-oriented blog I normally enjoy and often link to, but the fact remains, Bert Faria never used the term 'fart demon' anywhere in the original Charisma article, cited by both sources. Yet y'all haven't changed your post's first sentence; all you did was add the link to the erroneous source, without acknowledging what I informed you of.

Ah well; your blog; your call, on whether or not you wish to amend your post to reflect the truth, which you certainly all know now. I'll just be careful to continue to do as I did in this case, and check any outlandish-seeming claim given here against the primary source.
Posted by Will S. on 07/28/14 at 01:29 AM
I don't mean to come across as snarky; I just believe in accuracy and honesty. Goodness knows there's enough true weirdness out there for y'all to cover; the idea of a person's sexual orientation being the product of a stinky demon, rather than within, is weird enough in itself...

Posted by Will S. on 07/28/14 at 01:33 AM
So basically, he just used pseudo-religious occult terminology to make the kindergarten level taunt "Gays are stinky!"

Says more about him than it does about Homosexuals.
Posted by Captain DaFt on 07/28/14 at 07:45 PM
Does anyone else think that Will S. has fallen victim to an Evil, Comma Fucking, Fart Goblin? :roll: Or is it just me? 😖
Don't take his negativity too seriously Patty, The guy you linked to was wrong, Not you! Furthermore It was funny! Right! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/28/14 at 11:30 PM
It's just you.
Posted by Will S. on 07/29/14 at 01:20 AM
It's not just you.
Posted by Richard Bos on 07/29/14 at 07:34 AM
Thanks Ty and Richard! 💋
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/29/14 at 09:42 PM
The Reverend says "A genuine prophet of God told me that the Lord allowed him to smell this demon spirit, and he got sick to his stomach."

Sounds like the genuine prophet is trying to make an excuse for his little experiments in the mens' room!

"I tried it..I smelt it..and I am soooo ashamed!! ... at least until my next trip to Vegas."
Posted by Boyd on 08/04/14 at 02:08 PM
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