This in from the land of 'I Sh!t You Not". A Georgia man has what he thinks is a great business plan in the works. He wants to open a crematorium next to his exsisting barbeque stand. All that stands in his way are a few permits and possibly good sense. Dinner anyone?
     Posted By: Alex - Wed Jul 01, 2009

patty, you remember my 'people taste like bacon' post from awhile back? some guy said that in the town where he grew up, there was a barbeque joint near a crematorium and they both had the same smell around them. so is pork really the other white meat? or is it all Animal Farm... the pigs are in control and while we think we're eating them, we're really eating each other. hah! toss that around in your head for awhile.
Posted by Nethie on 07/02/09 at 01:55 AM
In these tough economical times whatever keeps the price of meat down is a good idea!

Pulled Pork anyone?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/02/09 at 08:44 AM
Come on down to Bubba Joe's BBQ shack/crematorium. You kill em', we grill em'!
Posted by Matt in Florida on 07/02/09 at 09:21 AM
I'll be one of the first lined up for Soylent Green Smoked Chicken!

(By the way, for those of you that don't know, the name you call us by-'Mohawk'-is actually derived from the Algonquin word for 'people eaters.' Kind of hard to set aside a bad rumor when you're named for it....)
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 07/02/09 at 09:21 AM
I'm from Georgia. Mortality isn't really a big deal here. BBQ is.

We already dealt with that whole crematory mess in 2002 so now everything is pretty much downhill easy going.
Posted by Pablo on 07/02/09 at 05:12 PM
P.S. I am pretty sure that is the worst case of a crematory messing up in written history. I Sh!t you Not!

The city council's apathy only suggest that news from 2002 has either never reached Summerville or that they are ignorant rural Georgians which as we well know is very uncommon.
Posted by Pablo on 07/02/09 at 05:21 PM
what a great tie in vern! i found the whole story morbidly facinating and this just makes it better!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/07/09 at 09:05 PM
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