carla maldonado

Your Daily Jury Duty I
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
F-Stater Carla Maldonado, 40, stands accused of having sex with a dog, but c'mon, are they saying she couldn't hook up with a man if she wanted to? KOVC-TV (Jacksonville)
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Dec 31, 2008

CHARGE the DOG too for having sex with a Minor!! Guilty but which one is Carla? and Are they Related...same face just one is thinner that the other.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/31/08 at 09:35 AM
WHOA!!! NOW SLOW DOWN KDP!!! I think Madd MAXX has other uses for Syrup and Dogs, Minors and Uggos aren't part of the plan!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/31/08 at 10:25 AM
avmayes614 - While I agree to my other uses for syrup, I have never led on that I have other uses for dogs, minors or uggos. I feel my good name is being tarnished here. :cheese:

Hasn't this article come up on WU already? Oh well...guilty. I just feel sorry for the dog.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/31/08 at 10:50 AM
What could you charge the dog with anyway? To him the girl was 85. I think the article means that there will be no charges for including the dog in their activities.
To Maxx, I think avmayes left out some punctuation. I believe what she meant was that you have other uses for syrup; dogs, minors, and uggos aren't part of that plan. (correct me if I am wrong AV.)
Posted by Silbakor in an altered state on 12/31/08 at 01:09 PM
Mr. Maxx,
In my defense. I would never tarnish your name or character. I merely stated that Dogs, Uggos and Minors have at this point according to previous posts not been a part of the Pancake plan. However, If there is some sort of Freaky Deaky excluding the minors, Maybe you could let us in on plan "B" this is WU after all.

Happy New Year!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/31/08 at 01:11 PM
thank you, Silbakor
AND ITS...HE!! I'm only my wife's biatch on payday.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/31/08 at 01:13 PM
Happy New Year to you too avmayes, and to everybody else here on WU. There is no plan least not involving dogs, minors and uggos (together or individually). No harm no foul. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/31/08 at 01:35 PM
"Carla Maldonado was a long-time employee at the Humane Society.

She has since been fired."

I guess she was fired for misuse of company property?
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 12/31/08 at 02:24 PM
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