Chocolate Gas

Happy Thanksgiving!

If you're not eating your Thanksgiving meal alone today, it might be a courtesy to others to take one of Mr. Poincheval's gas-altering pills. They'll give your postprandial flatulence the delightful smell of chocolate. Available at pilulepet.com. And they also have gas-altering pills for dogs! [via upi.com]

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Nov 27, 2014
Category: Holidays | Flatulence

Comments

This reminds me of Ron White's bit about making cum taste like chocolate. :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/27/14 at 09:47 AM

This stuff would be helpful getting your boss to kiss your a$$ as you make your final exit.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/27/14 at 10:21 AM

Enjoy your turkey Patty (Just hung up talking). I think your subby could use a shi*load of those pills as well as my wife. Like him she came without any emission controls and is not allowed in California.

P.S. No chocolate Redi-Whip tonight for dessert again for you.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/27/14 at 12:01 PM

Can I give these to my farting cat?

Posted by Gator Guy on 11/27/14 at 10:13 PM

There's a cheaper, quicker solution for cats. :coolsmirk:

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/28/14 at 12:50 AM

Expat! No kitty violence! 😠

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/28/14 at 09:33 AM

Here kitty kitty ... BLAM !!!

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/28/14 at 04:07 PM

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