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People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
An unnamed man in Denton, Tex., was arrested last week after he shoplifted a "male enhancement" cream at a department store, immediately retreated to the men's room to apply it, and then, newly fortified, he went to the toy section of the store, unzipped, and went on display. Dallas Morning News
     Posted By: Chuck - Fri Oct 31, 2008

Yeah...but did the cream work?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/31/08 at 08:24 AM
Was he a priest?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/31/08 at 08:42 AM
Jules - he most certainly was NOT priest. He shoplifted the drug, he didn't order it from an overpriced mailorder pharmacy.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/31/08 at 09:10 AM
Rick - Denton is about 30, 45 minutes north of DFW 😊
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/31/08 at 09:43 AM
At least he put his toy on display in an appropriate area of the store. Doesn't that count for anything?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/31/08 at 10:47 AM
It's been a while since Chuck had this segment in his column. I was beginning to worry he'd given up on finding people who made our sex lives look good ^_~
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 10/31/08 at 11:27 AM
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