Feces by mail

In the past, if you wanted to send someone a package full of a pile of feces, you had to collect the feces yourself, put them in a box, and take it to the post office. But now the internet can take care of all that messy work for you. The website shitexpress.com offers "a simple way to send a shit in a box around the world." Right now, it looks like you can only send horse manure. But options will surely expand as the service becomes more popular.
     Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 20, 2014
     Category: Excrement

I get a LOT of that in my mailbox in October of even-numbered years, usually ending around Election Day.
Posted by tadchem on 10/20/14 at 02:53 PM
UPS has been doing this for a while now, Their slogan is "What can brown do for you". :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 10/20/14 at 04:12 PM
For an extra fee can it be lit on fire when left at the door ?
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/20/14 at 04:31 PM
Is there a return address so the proper thank you note can be sent?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/20/14 at 06:59 PM
Keeping the sender's info confidential costs extra. A whole lot extra whenever and for how much ever they want.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/21/14 at 12:43 AM
This site has been around for quite a few years, too: http://shitsenders.com/

Comparison shopping is always a good idea. And might I add that shitsenders allows one to choose from cow, elephant or gorilla poop. A fine selection, surely.
Posted by Robb of Warren on 10/21/14 at 03:05 AM
Well, now i know what to send my sister for her next birthday.
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 10/21/14 at 05:40 AM
I thought BD made that comment for a minute FBS. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/21/14 at 08:55 PM
I'd rather send them something I made myself...
Posted by Dave Plechaty on 10/24/14 at 12:31 AM
Commenting is not available in this channel entry.