Forgot to Chew Off The Tat Too

Kirk Kelly was picked up in a traffic stop in Tallmadge, Ohio. To avoid having his true identity revealed he lied about his name and then sat in the back of a cruiser and chewed off his fingerprints. The police subsequently identified him by a tattoo. I have to specify, although Kirk was picked up in Ohio, he was originally from Florida- the WTF state.
     Posted By: Alex - Sun Mar 06, 2016
     Category: Stupid Criminals | Tattoos | Goofs and Screw-ups

Hunger gnawed at his vitals but his salvation was at his fingertips.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/07/16 at 12:30 AM
I like the ones when they give a false name and it turns out to be someone with worse warrant out than the crime they committed .
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 03/07/16 at 03:15 PM
To me, tattoos are like putting a sticker on your car bumper... not worth it in the long run.
Posted by Greg on 03/07/16 at 10:16 PM
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