guy milford

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Guy Milford, 34, convicted in Scotland's Dumbarton Sheriff Court on a sex charge after police spotted him in his car, across from a high school, with an electrical device whose wires ran from inside his pants to the car's cigarette lighter. Clydebank Post [link from Dumbassdaily.com]
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Oct 02, 2008
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I guess it was too obvious if he had clamps on his nips?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 11:11 AM
On a similar note - I don't know if they make it anymore, but there was at one time a vibrator that plugged into a USB port 😊 That would make work go by even faster than reading WU all day!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/02/08 at 11:53 AM
Jules- I have GOT to find one of those!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/02/08 at 11:58 AM
Now that you can't even smoke in your own car anymore what other use is the cigarette lighter?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/02/08 at 12:05 PM
Radar detector, cell phone charger - vibrator still wins! *Do not use while driving!*
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/02/08 at 12:10 PM
I love the reporting on this:

"The weirdo 34-year-old was due to be working at Clydemuir Primary, in Dalmuir, on the day of the sickening incident."

This was in the UK, right? I am sure the reporter would be sued here in the US for slander.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/02/08 at 12:25 PM
I'm sure once the weirdo gets to prison, he'll be compensated for his feelings getting hurt by that article.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/02/08 at 01:38 PM
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