Happy Birthday, Patty!


Everyone please wish WU's own resident cougar, the one and only Patty, a happy 50th birthday today!

Many thanks for your witty creativity!
     Posted By: Paul - Mon Jun 23, 2014

What?!? Again?!? Didn't she get a year's free subscription to this site just a month ago for having a birthday and now she wants another???

Next thing you know she'll be claiming to be 24 just like last time!


Among other important people who share your birthday is Mama Expat47 still goin' strong in Flo-Ridda!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/23/14 at 09:34 AM
There was an old lady who swallows not spits ?
She just turned fifty with double D tits
Weird things are what she always does post
On a place called WU where we love her the most

Happy 50th Birthday Patty !

(I know you can blow out all those candles)
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 06/23/14 at 10:22 AM
The best Happy Birthday song I know is by Al Jankovic. I'll dedicate the last verse to you, patty:

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Posted by KDP on 06/23/14 at 10:36 AM
50 is the new 16!

Happy Sweet 16th.
Posted by BMN on 06/23/14 at 10:59 AM
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 06/23/14 at 11:42 AM
Happy Birthday, Patty!
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 06/23/14 at 11:51 AM
Wow. Gonna catch up to you in a couple of months; I've decided I'll be old enough to use terms like "young lady" and "son" to humiliate people in their 30s because, well, I shall be. Have a great one!
Posted by Mr Evilwrench on 06/23/14 at 01:33 PM
Happy Birthday!

I'd get some bubbly and toast you, but at fifty, you're nearly toast anyway . . .
Posted by Phideaux on 06/23/14 at 02:12 PM
Happy Birthday! Patty
Hope you like THIS SONG! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 06/23/14 at 06:03 PM

Will there be Patty-cake?
Posted by Richard Bos on 06/24/14 at 08:36 AM
Now that I'm in my 60's I try to keep hold of my youthly ideals, so I don't trust anyone under 40. Happy Birthday.
Posted by Flamingo1 on 06/24/14 at 06:28 PM
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