keith weatherley

People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
Motorist Keith Weatherley, 46, Newcastle, Australia, was stopped by police near a beach because he was "doing something with his hands" that led them to think he was armed, but he peeled out at about, um, 15 mph until they caught up to him and realized he still had his schlong stuck in a 750ml pasta jar, diddling himself. (Bonus: Even as cops tried to pull him from the car, he kept doing his thing.) The Herald (Newcastle)
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Nov 20, 2008

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Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/20/08 at 08:53 AM
Attention to the task at hand!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/20/08 at 09:50 AM
I can only assume the Jack Russell Terrier was to divert attention away from his activities: "Honey, what is that man doing in the front seat of - oh what a cute little dog!"
agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/20/08 at 10:08 AM
I have to use a 1 litre pasta jar.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/20/08 at 10:12 AM
LMAO @ kingmonkey

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. Does the pasta jar not count as a home made sex aid?

All I can say is that at least he doesn't distract easily.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/20/08 at 11:03 AM
Red Sauce or Alfredo? Because the red sauce is explainable in court: "It was wearing red your Honor" but Alfredo is just perverted.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/20/08 at 11:12 AM
reply to Ostrakos :

I sent this tit bit into Chuck, and was wondering if anyone would pick up on the location of "Knobbys Beach" , You guys never fail me !!! Well done !!

We have some ripper location names Downunder , such as Tittybong in Victoria, Yorkeys Knob in Queensland, or Woolloomooloo, Dum Dum, Rooty Hill and Woy Woy in New South Wales.

Melbourne Australia
Posted by john4787 on 11/20/08 at 08:33 PM
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