laying hands
Minister-pimp heavies up his Biblical defense
John LaVoie said he'll appeal the civil forfeiture verdict by the state against his Tucson, Ariz., whore—er, church, because what he does there is have his "angels" engage in providing comfort to the afflicted by "the laying of the hands," which other religions sorta limit to, y'know, the forehead and other benign places. Not like "Oriental Angel," who is 5-foot-2 and whose "Far East delight" will take you "to heaven and back." Arizona Daily Star
John LaVoie said he'll appeal the civil forfeiture verdict by the state against his Tucson, Ariz., whore—er, church, because what he does there is have his "angels" engage in providing comfort to the afflicted by "the laying of the hands," which other religions sorta limit to, y'know, the forehead and other benign places. Not like "Oriental Angel," who is 5-foot-2 and whose "Far East delight" will take you "to heaven and back." Arizona Daily Star
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I'll bet that "church" never has attandance problems!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/29/08 at 08:55 AM
My church was NEVER that exciting...
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/29/08 at 09:40 AM
I might still believe in God if I had gone to this church.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 09/29/08 at 12:40 PM
"God is pro hand job" - Not according to some religions who believe wasting the seed is a sin.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/29/08 at 01:23 PM
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