Jordan Witham is a mechaphile, which means that he likes to have sex with cars. His "partner" is a 1967 VW Beetle. He explains:

“Sometimes I stroke and kiss her bodywork, or rub myself up against her. If I’ve just been driving her, I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex. And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside.”

The article in Closer magazine about him is a bit old (from May of this year), but the best part about it is that Jordan himself (or someone claiming to be him) has been posting in the comments thread, defending his behavior with lines such as, "This article makes it sound like I'm a wild car-rapist. In reality, I just love my cars a lot, and sometimes get kinky with 'em."
     Posted By: Alex - Mon Sep 29, 2008
     Category: Sexuality | Fetishes

Well, at least he uses protection....
Posted by BikerPuppy on 09/29/08 at 11:37 AM
BikerPuppy - because otherwise that would be weird!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/29/08 at 11:54 AM
This dude is whacked! How can it even feel good to pork a metal tube? Not to mention that tailpipes are usually bigger around than a man's junk.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 09/29/08 at 12:31 PM
I wonder is we could get some chick to make varooming sounds while blowing smoke out her butt we could ween him away from his VW?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/29/08 at 01:42 PM
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