Non-human Barbie

Did you know that there were non-human Barbie dolls? Maybe if I were the parent of a little girl, this would be old news to me. But it's not. And to my eyes, it's weird. Does Mermaid Barbie have sex with land-dwelling Ken? Does she leave sea-slug trails all over Barbie's Malibu Dream House? The mind boggles.

     Posted By: Paul - Fri Nov 26, 2010
     Category: Aliens | Oceans and Maritime Pursuits | Sexuality | Toys

C'mon Paul ... we all know you want one to play with in the bathtub 😜
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 11/26/10 at 12:08 PM
I'm strictly a shower guy myself. Not to say Mermaid Barbie wouldn't still be welcome.....
Posted by Paul on 11/26/10 at 12:26 PM

Are little MerGirls being unduly put under pressure trying to live up to an idol that is not anatomically correct? Her tail which is longer than the norm by at least 20% is an unobtainable goal for the young MerGirls to live up to and may be a major factor in the recent spate of drownings.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/26/10 at 01:37 PM
Expat--tres amusing! Well done!
Posted by Paul on 11/26/10 at 02:06 PM
nobody has sex with ken, he is NOT anotomically correct. but on the bright side no little boys feel insecure by comparison. i sure hope mermaid barbie doesn't run into any of those rapist dolphins either! 🐛
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/26/10 at 09:41 PM
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