Not A Good Idea

A Maryland woman was injured badly enough to be transported by medivac during a sex act last Sunday morning. Her partner called 911 after the saber saw he mounted a dildo on cut through the toy while he was using it on the her. She told police it was a consensual act. Which just goes to show that the blood rushes away from a woman's brain too when aroused.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Oct 21, 2011
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Absolutely not! Not ever, no no no!!! Yikes! :ahhh:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/21/11 at 11:50 PM

Neither one <u>SAW</u> that one <u>coming</u>?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/22/11 at 03:50 AM

ROTFLMAO! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/22/11 at 04:11 AM

My apologies, I followed a couple of links and found this. I did not see the date. Still weird though.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/22/11 at 06:58 AM

Wonder if that one's made it to the warnings label yet...

Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 10/22/11 at 08:55 AM

On dildos or saber saws? :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/22/11 at 09:02 AM

Maybe they'll just start making saber-saw-safe dildos?

Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 10/22/11 at 09:06 AM

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