One In The Hole

A Norwegian golf course has been the victim of a perverse kind of vandalism repeatedly since 2005. Someone is sneaking on the golf course at night and defecating in the golf holes. The groundskeeper claims the vandal is likely a man due to the size of the...droppings. Security lights were erected to catch the offender, only to be disabled by him. So, 10 years later, this nasty person is still using the course holes as his personal potty much to the dismay of the grounds staff.
     Posted By: patty - Sun Jul 26, 2015
     Category: Stupid Criminals | Excrement | Nausea, Revulsion and Disgust

So the perpetrator has got real balls? I wonder if the person has a system, a different hole each time or in a particular sequence of holes. Perhaps some DNA sampling might help. I could expect behavior like this in this country, but Norway?
Posted by Gator Guy on 07/26/15 at 07:28 PM
Hey, that's right! DNA testing! They do it to see who's dog poop did not get picked up by the owner some places. Why not for this?
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/26/15 at 09:57 PM
The last thing I want to hear about is poop or holes. I just spent 4 days in the hospital and had upper and lower GI tests. That is where they put you out and stick tubes and cameras down your throat and up your rear end. I am so glad to be untethered to what I nicknamed IVan. He was my constant companion I had to bring along to move anywhere pumping saline and drugs into my arm.

You can't rest in the hospital. They would wake me up every four hours for blood draws etc. Constant beeping etc noises. It's like they would wake you up to give you sleeping medicine.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 07/26/15 at 10:26 PM
The common cry on the links is now, Dritt i hullet!.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/26/15 at 11:59 PM
Gotta say something for the dumper: His aim is true. And consistent.
Posted by KDP on 07/27/15 at 09:47 AM
Putts a #2 on every hole!
Posted by tadchem on 07/28/15 at 01:17 PM
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