One Way To Settle An Argument

In keeping with this weeks cannibal theme I bring you the following. Two old friends having dinner together begin to argue. One stabs the other to death and carves off a shoulder steak and cooks it. When he joins his family in the next room with his meal they promptly turn him in. There is just no loyalty anymore.
     Posted By: patty - Wed Aug 10, 2011

Wow, I wonder what they were arguing about!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/10/11 at 09:46 AM
Well, that explains it; the dude got the munchies!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/10/11 at 10:38 AM
NAH!!, you all have it wrong. The perp just overreacted when the victim got PO'd and said "EAT ME".
Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 08/10/11 at 01:29 PM
Gods of the pun forgive me for what I am compelled to do...

You could say he was "a cut above the rest".
Posted by yogi in Kennesaw GA on 08/12/11 at 10:04 AM
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