Org Porn

Add a new vice to the list of vices we must beware of: Org Porn Addiction.

Org Porn, according to authors Alicia Rockmore and Sarah Welch, is:

that glossy, airbrushed fantasy world where everything is pristine, serene and perfectly in order, sort of Playboy, but with chore charts and name-plated cubbyholes...
It's everywhere you look these days: in magazines, coffee table books, advertisements, and TV shows...
beautiful images of meticulously organized rooms, perfectly displayed collections, color-coordinated closets, flawless family schedules, pristine kitchens, tidy mud rooms, and picture-perfect work spaces

They suggest that addiction to Org Porn can lead to "feelings of inadequacy, binge spending on organizational products, and even marital discord."

If you suspect you're an org porn addict, "Remind yourself that org porn is merely entertainment and an escape that few if any actually achieve. Reality is something entirely different." And, I guess, stop watching so much Home & Garden TV.
     Posted By: Alex - Tue Mar 24, 2009
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Comments
Whew! There for a second I thought I had yet another mental affection to worry about but I'm soooooooo safe!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/24/09 at 10:40 AM
This is my wife's chosen style of porn. :long:
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/24/09 at 10:49 AM
So...I'm not a neat freak or just very organized...I'm addicted to Org Porn!!!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 03/24/09 at 01:21 PM
this is a commonality for us maxx...I just sent the link to my wife with the subject line " you're not alone..."
Posted by mrjazz on 03/24/09 at 03:16 PM
*looks at the flowers she got for Valentine's Day that she has yet to dispose of and that have since dried and are leaving crispy petals all over the desk* Not a problem in my house, that's for sure.
Posted by Nethie on 03/24/09 at 07:46 PM
We just took down the Christmas tree a couple of weeks ago. Do you think that falls into this category?

Like the old adage says "A clean desk is the sign of a sick mind."
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/25/09 at 12:21 AM
Downcrisis - it's not uncommon to leave the tree up in New Orleans and decorate for Mardi Gras. Not that everyone does this, I certainly don't though my wife has suggested it before.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/25/09 at 07:10 AM
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