Realized he was Jesus

Here at WU we've explored a number of odd reasons marriages have failed (such as the husband's over-fondness of horse fondling, and a man's dislike of his wife's deformed nipples).

Add to this list Alan John Miller, whose marriage didn't survive his realization that he was Jesus Christ, reincarnated. I can see how that might put a strain on a relationship.

Miller (aka Jesus) went on to found the Divine Truth ministry in Australia. He still claims to have been Jesus and says that he remembers many details of his past life, such as his crucifixion (says it wasn't that bad). However, he doesn't remember how to speak Aramaic.

He's also found a new life partner, Mary Luck, who coincidentally happens to be Mary Magdalene, reincarnated.

More info: Times Live

Mary Luck and Alan Miller (aka Mary Magdalene and Jesus)

     Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 17, 2015
     Category: Religion | Divorce

Maybe he can run for Rowan Co. clerk in the next election.
Posted by F.U.D. on 09/17/15 at 10:34 AM
What a twist! If jesus had married Mary Magdalene (as is implied in the lost scrolls) but then DIVORCED her aswell, it sort of annulls any validity in the sanctity of marriage at all -as far as Christendom goes.

My query is why would the son of god divorce from someone he loved? Could they not see that an eye for an eye?
Posted by Lyndon Hallows on 09/17/15 at 10:48 AM
My experience with the few Aussies I've befriended (not a bad one in the bunch) is that after about 10AM they'd pretty well spout any manner of silliness. 😖
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/17/15 at 10:59 AM
Oop, totally misread the article - seems "jesus" divorced before his commitment to Magdalene. Thats alright then.

Alex, just a thanks for your book, it keeps me sceptical, bewildered and entertained by the illusionry of man.
And Athens, thanks for keeping me in check. Mostly after 10am I have a complete absence of regard for time zone or what I'm actually talking about. Well observed, us Aussies really just say what we think, and its mostly weird any time of the day ( usually after the pubs have closed).
Posted by Lyndon Hallows on 09/17/15 at 11:23 AM
Well, just to make sure I keep track of y'all down under by listening to Big Country Radio on the Tweed Coast. One of the best radio stations on the web. And, if you're in the US then it's Country Legends 100.9 out of Wasilla, Alaska!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/17/15 at 11:35 AM
Posted by F.U.D. on 09/17/15 at 12:28 PM
Thanks. Got it bookmarked.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/17/15 at 01:00 PM
Can I be the stepson of God ? :cheese:
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 09/17/15 at 03:36 PM
In our wonderful National Parks usually in remote, unused areas we often found Jesus and occasionally god. Most of them got a free ride to the local mental health center. No Mary Magdalene's, not even an Angel.
But we did find Satan in the bottom of the Grand Canyon. He had fire in his eyes and foam in his mouth, perhaps induced by some PCP.
Posted by Gator Guy on 09/17/15 at 09:05 PM
I know perfectly well how he feels because there are many women who worship me. Every time they see me, they say: "Oh, My God!"
Posted by Phideaux on 09/17/15 at 10:57 PM
Actually I've heard more often: "Jesus Christ, What the hell do you think you are doing"!
Posted by BMN on 09/17/15 at 11:03 PM
BTW F.U.D. ,I can't get your station. So this is from my past.
Posted by BMN on 09/18/15 at 12:00 AM
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Here's what you do...
Go to the radio site and copy the link to the streaming content.
Open VLC Media player and select Media/Open Network Stream from the menu.
Find a blank line on the dropdown box and paste the link you copied into it.
Select it and click on [PLAY]

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BTW, VLC is freeware so your support is appreciated by those that have been putting it out there for us to use. (No, I'm not on the team nor am I anything but a user of their software.)
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/18/15 at 12:16 AM
Someone read Da Vinci Code and had a psychotic break! As far as he goes, crucifixion was not that bad?!?!?! WTF!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/18/15 at 11:45 AM
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