salvador solis

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Salvador Solis, 40, arrested after reacting to what he felt was poor customer service at a massage parlor. Houston Chronicle

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Posted By: Chuck - Tue Nov 11, 2008
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I don't know about Houston but $70 is the going rate for a massage up here, without the happy ending.

"He said Solis was fully clothed when the officers arrested him." Were they expecting him to be nekkid? Taking care of his own needs by then? (I like to call it, Doing myself a favor)

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/11/08 at 09:02 AM

Guilty but the name Solis and massaging seem to ring bells? Where have I heard that combo before?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/11/08 at 09:19 AM

Boy, those stupid, pencil-thin mustaches and beards look even more stupid when surrounded by stubble.

Guilty!

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/11/08 at 09:21 AM

It sounds as though he wanted his bells rung.

Guilty. And he kind of looks like a chubby little vampire.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/11/08 at 09:21 AM

Sweet sideburns!

Innocent, there's no way this guy has any trouble pulling tail!

Posted by Ryan in Philly on 11/11/08 at 10:43 AM

Fu ManChu = F-up. Guilty!!! This guy should go after whoever gave him those bitch ass eyebrows and Muttin chops

Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/11/08 at 12:29 PM

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