The Candidate With a 430 IQ
South Korea has an interesting candidate running for president — Huh Kyung-young. It's his third time running. Last time, in 2007, he got 10,000 votes, but he's convinced there was a miscount and that this time around he'll win. A few facts from his bio:
- He says he has an IQ of 430.
- He wants to move the U.N. headquarters to the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea.
- He claims Michael Jackson's soul visited him three days before the singer died. Inspired by the visit, Huh later produced a record titled, "Call Me."
- He wants to give $100,000 to all couples who get married, and $30,000 to anyone who has a baby. How to pay for this? "Where there is a will, there is a way. I have all the solutions in my head. Remember, my IQ is 430."
- At the age of 57, he acquired supernatural powers.
Comments
Anybody that wants to move the UN out of the US has my vote.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/15/12 at 08:21 AM
If this guy were elected, I'd bet that he would set up a Ministry Of Silly Walks.
Posted by KDP on 05/15/12 at 09:24 AM
Don't you mean silly woks? This is Korea, KDP.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/15/12 at 09:44 AM
OH boy the ministry of silly walks is referenced and not by Tyrusguy! I can't believe it!! 😜
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/15/12 at 02:28 PM
ExPat, you're cookin'!
Maybe he should put his money where his mouth is, and start out by moving himself to the DMZ. Although I must allow that putting politicians and diplomats in the DMZ has a certain appeal to it.
Anyway, if you have superpowers and an IQ of 430, wouldn't it be easier to be the power behind the throne than to run for office? Just kidnap the real candidates, take them to your lair, and put robots in their place.
Maybe he should put his money where his mouth is, and start out by moving himself to the DMZ. Although I must allow that putting politicians and diplomats in the DMZ has a certain appeal to it.
Anyway, if you have superpowers and an IQ of 430, wouldn't it be easier to be the power behind the throne than to run for office? Just kidnap the real candidates, take them to your lair, and put robots in their place.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 05/15/12 at 04:26 PM
Yeah, but can he stop the oceans' rise? Huh? Huh? That's right! Super smartest president evah has got that loser beat by like a gazillion IQ points.
Posted by A Mindful Webworker on 05/15/12 at 10:02 PM
Excuse me, Did you say silly walks or SILLY PARTY! 😝
Posted by Tyrusguy on 05/16/12 at 12:10 PM
Good one sweetie!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/16/12 at 01:28 PM
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