The Talented Amy Gordon

On her resume, cabaret comedienne Amy Gordon lists her Special Skills as: Rollerskate dancing (disco, tap), Ukulele, Swing Dance, Tango, Stilts, Slackwire, Rolling Globe, Yoga, Prat/Stairfalls, Hat-tricks, Juggling (pass clubs, knives, fire), rubber face/body, dialects, Dutch/French languages, Pyrotechnic Shooter.

Her acts include doing a Flamenco dance on rollerskates, singing "Taint No Sin" accompanied in harmony by skulls she wears as a bra, as well as playing "America the Beautiful" in three part harmony on kazoos from three different orifices. The latter act you can see below.

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Posted By: Alex - Mon Mar 30, 2009
Category: Human Marvels | Music | Patriotism | Theater and Stage | Performance Art

Comments

I think that's spelled L-U-S-T Brian.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/30/09 at 10:24 AM

I'd like to see her play a harmonica.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/30/09 at 10:27 AM

I'm impressed. I just get yelled at when I make noises from my lower orifices.

Posted by Nethie on 03/30/09 at 12:58 PM

that's about the most unlady-like thing i've ever seen. and coming from me that's saying something! :coolsmirk:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/30/09 at 02:31 PM

The video is cute, but I think this pic is much more WU style...

http://amy-g.com/photos/photo_06.jpg

:lol:

Posted by DownCrisis on 03/30/09 at 10:19 PM

you can eat beans to 'blow' air out your backside. but the thing is, there is only one way i know of to cause air to 'blow' out of my kitty and that girl was not doing that at the time. also you have to repeat the process each time to 'blow' more air. i think she was lipsincing, all the way around. :cheese:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/30/09 at 10:28 PM

There are some people with very accurate control of their pelvic muscles. There is a guy in somewhere Asia (don't remember exactly where) that can suck water up his urethra, so a woman that can blow air out of her hoo-haa seems possible.

Posted by Matt in Florida on 03/31/09 at 10:16 AM

blow it out your hoo-haa! now that's funny! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/31/09 at 03:25 PM

I saw this on another humor blog not too long ago, and It's JUST TOO FUNNY! (Lip-synching, that's an insightful double entendre!) Humor is a moth that flutters dangerously close to the bright flame of truth! This lady has -- uh, no I bet she doesn't. But whatever she has, they're brassy! (Warming the kazoo up -- BRILLIANT!) WHO IS THE BLONDE ACTRESS IN THE AUDIENCE AT ABOUT 1:10 INTO THE VID?? Driving me nuts, is she a Star Trek Vet?

Posted by warrenwr on 03/31/09 at 06:46 PM

thanks warren! as for the actress, she does look familiar, but i don't think from star trek.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/31/09 at 08:45 PM

BINGO! She was the MP in "Stripes", Bill Murray's romantic interest! Went by initials only, (have to cheat --) PJ Soles!

Posted by warrenwr on 04/01/09 at 10:41 AM

i second that sweetie, i really really do!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/05/09 at 07:07 AM

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