tippett andcraft

Your Daily Jury Duty (Bonus doubleheader!)
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
(1) Stanley Tippett, Peterborough, Ontario, points out that he's a married man with five children and so how could he be guilty of abducting and assaulting a 12-yr-old girl? National Post
(2) Robert Craft, Salt Lake City, might have gotten mad at various family members and threatened them with his chainsaw and his Weedeater. Salt Lake Tribune

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Aug 11, 2008
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If he had succeeded, would his family have been Weedeaten? Or chainseen?

I'm sorry.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 08/11/08 at 12:29 PM

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