What Did He Steal?

The fella above received 30 months probation, 200 hours community service, and an order for a psycho-sexual exam when he was convicted of possession of burglary tools. Guess what he took from the house he broke into. Answer in extended. He was caught by the homeowner leaving with 6 dirty diapers, when asked he confirmed that dirty diapers were what he wanted. Dude, really?

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Jun 05, 2010
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ooookkaaayy. he said he intended to wear them as well. lovely. :sick:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/05/10 at 12:54 AM

This will definitely be a smear on his record he will never be able to wipe clean.

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 06/05/10 at 11:33 AM

I feel sorry for him. All he wanted was a big Huggies.

Posted by proofreader on 06/05/10 at 02:08 PM

good one bd! :lol:

doctordidj, i have to ask, what is your kink?
(you were all thinking it, but i asked)

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/05/10 at 10:07 PM

mario is a woolie! :wow: as far as garbage day, maybe the guy has a fresh poo fetish.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/06/10 at 09:45 AM

new poo! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/06/10 at 09:45 AM

I'm just glad he didn't say he was going to EAT them!

Posted by Freddie Freelance on 06/07/10 at 07:39 PM

with fava beans and a nice chianti. :cheese:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/07/10 at 11:57 PM

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