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More Things to Worry About on Tuesday

With states passing laws restricting where registered sex offenders can live, more and more are homeless, but that's no excuse for RSO Eric Kaminski to be living behind some bookcases at a Univ. of Illinois library in Urbana. Associated Press via Springfield Journal-Register

Huntington, W.Va., wins the CDC's award for fattest, most diabetic, most toothless metro area, but residents seem nonplused about it, maybe because Huntington's pretty healthy compared to the state's rural areas. Associated Press via ABC News

Why not? She's an artist; she has a glass eye; why not replace it with an eye that holds a webcam (web, via a cellphone), so the world can see exactly what she sees, no more, no less? New York Daily News

A changed referees' decision at the end of Sunday's Steelers-Chargers game did not affect result (Steelers win, either way) but gamblers' point spread, all by itself, caused an estimated $32m to get picked out of the pockets of Charger bettors (when the game ended on the original call) and handed to Steeler bettors (when the final call was changed). WebWire.com

Earning a DUI on a riding lawn mower has been accomplished before, but this is probably a first where the passenger, sitting on the mower's hood and equally under the influence, also gets ticketed, for failure to wear a seat belt. Post-Star (Glens Falls, N.Y.)

It's bad enough if a folding Martha Stewart lawnchair pinches someone's fingertip off, but what are the odds that the victim is a (1) hand model and (2) professional magician (3) who plays the banjo in his act? Associated Press via ABC News

Taking second jobs may become standard in the failing economy, but if you're a sex-abuse caseworker for Children's Services, you can't work on the side as a whore. WBNS-TV (Columbus, Ohio)

Today's Newsrangers: Steve Miller, Sam Gaines, Ed Babcock, Vernon Balbert, Jim Quiggle, Scott Langill
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Nov 18, 2008

an eye that holds a webcam I often thought a good gimmick would be to have a webcam installed in your penis so that the world could see what it does. For me, they would just see the inside of my boxers but it might be cool for someone who gets action.

I wonder if I could get a zippo lighter implanted into my penis. Next time a cute little thing asks me for a light in a bar..."sure thing sweetie, here you go"
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/18/08 at 09:22 AM
pinches someone's fingertip off I would have to see a pic of this chair. I can't imagine any chair being able to pinch off a finger.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/18/08 at 09:24 AM
sex-abuse caseworker You know, America's GOT to get it's act together and legalize prostitution! We've already go legal bureaucrats.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/18/08 at 10:04 AM
W. VA. fat town - "It doesn't come up," said David Felinton.

That might be because it is all going down to their midsections!
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Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/18/08 at 01:51 PM
Does anyone else hope Glasseye is a chronic masturbator?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/19/08 at 11:57 AM
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