worry 090121

Things You Thought Didn't Happen: Her son just won the lottery, so she feels she can retire now, at age 72, after 39 yrs managing restaurants . . Mickey D restaurants. Clayton News Daily (Jonesboro, Ga.)

If you ever meet Stephanie Anne Rydesky, avoid working "brownies" into the conversation because that's what triggered her cane attack on her dad and the burning down of his farmhouse. York (Pa.) Daily Record

The highly-indecisive Briton Michael Mason, 66, finally had that sex-change surgery he said he's needed for 50-60 yrs. (Bonus: The brand-new Michelle Mason has fallen in love with a 70-yr-old man who is a former local official with the Conservative Party.) Daily Telegraph

In Boulder, Colo., a cow went out woman-tipping. Associated Press via Yahoo

UK's latest gov't-funded education proposal: An essential way to reduce the schoolyard bullying of gay students is to start teaching "pleasure and desire [of sex] in educational contexts" to kids as young as, er, 5. Daily Mail

A Middle Easterner, in the U.S. illegally, misplaced the claim check for his luggage at a casino and decided to get all huffy with the employees, even making sarcastic comments about the luggage maybe containing a bomb. The Press of Atlantic City
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Jan 21, 2009

I can hear you, Genewich, I can hear you running.

The cow cold war continues.

Brownies - Yikes! What would she have done if he asked her to eat a whole cake?

Suitcase bomb - Yeah, good thinking jackass. I'm sure that went over reeeal well, considering your circumstance.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/21/09 at 12:45 PM
brownies - I'm saying conspiracy theory here, daddy is an evil alien pod person and the brownie is laced with poison so she can't tell his secret. Clearly justified in her actions to avoid eating it. That or she's just f'ing nuts. Either one works.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/21/09 at 12:53 PM
Michelle Mason - what, no pictures?!?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/21/09 at 12:57 PM
Dammit Genewich and Kingmonkey -- that song has been stuck in my head all day now!!
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/21/09 at 04:47 PM
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