Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 14th

Your Daily Loser - Make a note, gentlemen. When you are asked to leave a bar because you are behaving badly, just leave. Don't copy Graham Brunson of Naples, Florida. Mr. Brunson decided to show his displeasure by urinating on the bar. The cops were called, Brunson ran, the cops gave chase, and... rearranged his face. The Story. (includes Mugshot!)

Jury Duty - Beer-Pong goes horribly wrong. Joseph Jiminez shot and killed his friend when dared to during an argument over a game of beer-pong. The Story. I especially like how the reporter takes the time to explain what beer-pong is.
     Posted By: Nethie - Thu May 14, 2009
     Category: Crime | Your Daily Jury Duty | Your Daily Loser | Alcohol | Goofs and Screw-ups

Bar-fool: Wow, he really didn't want to be arrested, did he? Personally, when it comes to picking fights with law-enforcement officers, two's my limit.

Beer-Pong: Joseph doesn't strike me as the kind of person you "dare" to shoot someone. It's kind of a foregone conclusion what the result will be.
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/14/09 at 06:47 AM
Ahhhh, always nice to see another young person learning an important life lesson, that he will no doubt experience several more times in his life. The quickest way to get yourself a tax funded tuning up is to take a swing at a cop. :lol:

Why doesn't anyone ever get hammered and tell someone they don't have the balls to bake them a delicious cake? It's always shoot me or stab me... 😊
Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/14/09 at 08:39 AM
If Brunson's quick, he could cash in by releasing a tie-in record. I would suggest "I fought the law, and the law won!".

"Wing Bowl": Gaah! I'm at work and there's no way I can view that clip (or the "Lingerie Football try-outs" one next to it). *e-mails hyperlink to self*
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/14/09 at 09:38 AM
loser is a good description! piss on the bar,check. get beat up by cops, check. and end the night in a hospital, check. everything that makes a night out fun! :roll:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/14/09 at 04:54 PM
don't feel bad outeast, i didn't know how to play either till i read the article. :red:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/15/09 at 07:37 AM
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