Your Daily Loser & Jury Duty for May 9th

Your Daily Loser - Where's the best place to teach someone to drive? A smooth, flat stretch of road without a lot of cars would be nice, right? And nevermind if that stretch of road has planes taking off and landing on it... they'll be sure to get out of the way. The son of the airport's manager decided to give his girlfriend a driving lesson. On the runway. His father has since been suspended. The Story.

Jury Duty - And you thought Post-It Notes were harmless... truth is, they are accessories to evil. Walter Healey of Troy, New York, used his Post-Its to record the social security numbers of the thousands of people he planned to abuse for his identity theft scheme. It's bad enough that Healey worked for the state's Tax Department. But I guess that was just good training for his future misconduct. The Story. // The Mugshot. (Healey's in the middle.)
     Posted By: Nethie - Sat May 09, 2009
     Category: Death | Your Daily Jury Duty | Your Daily Loser | Goofs and Screw-ups

loser- gee i bet dad is a little pissed!

jury duty- he's gotta be guilty with that freaky mustache, right nethie? no one whose identity he stole should have to pay state tax as long as they live in that state ever!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/09/09 at 07:35 PM
Jury Duty - Guilty. And the way the story describes it, the man was swimming in Post-Its. I have about 10 on my desk for various phone numbers and I think that's cluttered. He had over 2,000. How did he ever find what he was looking for?
Posted by Nethie on 05/09/09 at 10:55 PM
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