A Strange “Robbery”


Original article here.
Posted By: Paul - Wed Feb 17, 2016
Category: Stupid Criminals, 1970s, Brain Damage

In order to be a crazy bank robber you have to be: 1. crazy *check* 2: a robber, not so much, In order to be a robber you have to steal something and he failed to do that. He's where he belongs though.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/17/16 at 10:07 AM
Methinks the teller needs to be seeing the shrink or, at least, the unemployment weenies.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/17/16 at 10:21 AM
Did the man threaten the teller in any way? Or did he just demand some money?
Posted by RobK on 02/17/16 at 11:38 AM
Seems like no crime was committed, since he didn't take the money. I suggest we all follow his example.
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 02/17/16 at 01:31 PM
You have to admire his chutzpah, though. You just know how he would be treated today - gunned down like a rabid dog in the street.
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on 02/17/16 at 04:52 PM
Word association KDP, bank robbery and rabid dog- Dog Day Afternoon!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/17/16 at 07:57 PM
I'm playing golf with a friend and at the 3rd hole, waiting to tee off, we see a naked woman jump onto the fairway and run straight across into the woods to our left. About a minute later, we see 2 men in white coats chasing after her, followed by a 3rd man in a white coat. But he's carrying 2 buckets of sand. Not long after he trots across the grass, a little old man runs across too. At that point, I climbed in the golf cart and drove out to the old man.
"What's going on here?" I asked, a bit upset.
"We work in an insane asylum on the other side of the hedges. Once a week, that woman tries to escape, rips off all her clothes and takes off across the golf course. We give chase and eventually catch her, every time," he explained.
I thought about it for a moment and asked, "But what about the guy carrying the buckets of sand?"
He answered, "He's the lucky guy that caught her last week. The 2 buckets of sand are his handicap."
Posted by Greg in Baltimore MD on 02/19/16 at 05:08 PM
No, I'm sorry... not worthy of The Ultimate Joke Store.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/19/16 at 11:14 PM
Maybe no, but still pretty darn funny.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/20/16 at 12:22 AM

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