Beautiful Cervix
This sounds like the setup for a porn movie, but it's not:
"O'Nell" got her boyfriend to photograph her cervix every day as "an exercise in body exploration." She then uploaded the results to the web. You can see the results here. I don't know if it's Not Safe for Work, but it's definitely Not Safe For Breakfast. O'Nell threatens that by Spring 2009 she hopes to have more women's cervices posted.
Every night, for 33 days, her boyfriend strapped on a head lamp, got out his camera, and photographed her cervix.
"O'Nell" got her boyfriend to photograph her cervix every day as "an exercise in body exploration." She then uploaded the results to the web. You can see the results here. I don't know if it's Not Safe for Work, but it's definitely Not Safe For Breakfast. O'Nell threatens that by Spring 2009 she hopes to have more women's cervices posted.
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OK, I've seen some strange things on the web (thanks, Weird Universe!) but this just leaves me flabbergasted. Why?
If anyone was going to make womb for this, it would've been Alex.
If anyone was going to make womb for this, it would've been Alex.
Posted by Kenneth on 02/19/09 at 07:36 AM
Some of that white sticky fluid looked suspect.
Do not look while eating! I follow that advice when dining down there. Feel with your tongue.
Do not look while eating! I follow that advice when dining down there. Feel with your tongue.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/19/09 at 07:41 AM
If your tongue reaches all the way back to the cervix MM your wife is a lucky woman!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/19/09 at 08:26 AM
No Jules it doesn't quite reach that far, but I have something that will. I tend to focus on the little man in the boat while yodeling in the canyon.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/19/09 at 08:42 AM
And she is raising money for advertising her site. I'll bet she gets more links from porn sites than medical sites. Note to Maxx: I've never heard it called 'yodeling in the canyon' before. Hilarious!
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/19/09 at 09:29 AM
I've always believed that the trip was more exciting that the destination.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/19/09 at 10:29 AM
Some women seem to have way too much time on their hands. Either that or they are just nuts.
Posted by AGFH on 02/19/09 at 12:54 PM
It reminds me of Annie Sprinkle's "Public Cervix Announcements," when she'd have a public speaking engagement she'd end with inviting the audience up to have a look...
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 02/19/09 at 09:20 PM
OK, some days are pretty than others. Day 19 looks like cottage cheese got up there somehow.
And yodeling in the canyon (or gulley as I heard it) was on one of George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words.
"Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, 'We're gonna snatch that pussy, and put him in a box'"
And yodeling in the canyon (or gulley as I heard it) was on one of George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words.
"Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, 'We're gonna snatch that pussy, and put him in a box'"
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/20/09 at 12:40 AM
DownCrisis - You stole my thunder! 😠
I love Carlin too, patty!
I love Carlin too, patty!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/20/09 at 07:22 AM
Your first post came in just fine. which makes your second post somewhat redundant. Hey, but that's OK.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/20/09 at 08:09 AM
We'll forgive you for a pic of your cervix. :lol:
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/20/09 at 08:28 AM
kudos to alex for the correct pluralization of cerivix. well done.
Posted by mrjazz on 02/20/09 at 01:44 PM
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