John Deere Manure Spreader

Eeyeuw! Thank god I am not a farmer, driving one of those manure plows. On the other hand, that manure spreader is pretty awesome. More of a "manure blaster" really. I envision "borrowing" one fully loaded with the most liquid poop and driving it down Main Street to wreak smelly, smelly vengeance.

By the way: if you want to see two hundred manure spreader videos, here is a YouTube playlist.
     Posted By: Paul - Sun Apr 12, 2015
     Category: Agriculture | Animals | Technology | Excrement

It's amazing how little the art of manure collection & distribution has changed since the last 50s. Paint that little green number red and it could have been the one our neighbor pulled behind his IH.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/12/15 at 09:28 AM
I heard the manure spreader was invented by a Chinese guy named Hu Flung Pu. :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/12/15 at 11:34 AM
Eeyeuw- Actually a beer fart in the car smells way worse. What is really bad is the fumes you get when you clean out a chicken coop.
Posted by BMN on 04/12/15 at 04:54 PM
Oh, yeah -- a chicken coop will kill you (literally, the ammonia fumes can concentrate to toxic levels). And you have to mix it with insane amounts of other material when you compost it, or it'll burn your plants.

Cow manure isn't nearly as bad as a burrito fart. After it sits for a while, it's more of an earthy smell rather than a sh1t smell.
Posted by Phideaux on 04/12/15 at 05:03 PM
I should mention that I prefer bad body odour in an elevator to gallons of bad perfume or after shave. All are worse than shovelling ****.
Posted by BMN on 04/12/15 at 08:41 PM
Elevators always smell differently to a midget.
Posted by Phideaux on 04/13/15 at 03:00 AM

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