Police Inquiry Cut Short

A Circumcision Ambulance was stolen in Great Britain. They have Circumcision Ambulances in Great Britain and they do in home circumcisions. As mentioned above the police inquiry was cut short when a private citizens neighborhood watch group tweeted about finding the abandoned car.
     Posted By: Alex - Sat Dec 05, 2015
     Category: Body Modifications | Crime | Stupid Criminals | Genitals

Surely the car is a compact without any covering on it's front nose.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 12/05/15 at 11:26 AM
Yeah they removed the nose bra.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/05/15 at 11:28 AM
I'm going to eschew puns and ask the obvious question: why do you need an ambulance for home circumcisions? An Audi TT doesn't seem like a very good vehicle for an ambulance. I suspect the owner was just looking for an excuse to break traffic rules.
Posted by ges on 12/05/15 at 08:39 PM
Because NHS?? As far as the car, it should have been a Mini Cooper called the foreskin collection mobile. Print that on the side and NOBODY would have stolen it.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/05/15 at 09:03 PM
@GES: The Audi TT doesn't puzzle me as much as 1) the necessity for a 'rapid response' for a circumcision and 2) are there REALLY that many Jews in UK?

Quick, Snipper! To the Brismobile!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/06/15 at 12:54 AM
Well, two points...

Expat, yes, there are still quite a reasonable number of Jews in the UK, although AFAICT many more of them are secular or considerably non-orthodox than in the USA.

Patty, no, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the NHS. This is a private "ambulance".
Posted by Richard Bos on 12/06/15 at 11:51 AM
I see, thanks Richard.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/06/15 at 03:07 PM
Expat, why assume that the clients are Jewish? Muslims are also circumcised, and there are many more Muslims than Jews in the UK.
Posted by ges on 12/06/15 at 10:15 PM
NHS probably doesn't cover routine or religious-based circumcision, forcing people to find private practitioners. Along with Muslims and Jews, plenty of Christians are also circumcised.
Posted by RobK on 12/07/15 at 11:43 AM
"...found after tip-off". You can't make that up..
Posted by mita kuuluu on 12/12/15 at 07:57 PM
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