Balenciaga Destroyed Crewneck Sweater

     Posted By: Paul - Fri Apr 29, 2022
     Category: Antisocial Activities | Design and Designers | Excess, Overkill, Hyperbole and Too Much Is Not Enough | Fashion | Frauds, Cons and Scams | More Money Than Brains

My date made one of these – very quickly -- in the kitchen of the apartment I had, when she turned on the oven without realizing you had to light it. It filled with gas until a leak found a pilot on a top burner. So now you know how to save yourself 1200 clams. Just wear an acrylic sweater of your choice.
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 05/02/22 at 02:50 PM
You can avoid the hospital trip by lighting the over first, then putting on the burner the parts of the sweather you want to remove. No more fingers burned by flimsy lighters!
Posted by Yudith on 05/02/22 at 06:05 PM
If you want to go pro-level: buy a sweater, drive into the countryside until you find a house with a rickety porch which has at least two dogs and six cats living under it, toss sweater under porch, and come back for it a year later. It'll have a truly authentic look the hipsters can't fake.
Posted by Phideaux on 05/02/22 at 09:06 PM
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