Bras for Cows

Apparently, they exist. Farm Show magazine explains:

Dairy farmers can reduce mastitis by fitting their cows with "bras", according to Michael Battisti, a Syracuse, New York, dairy farmer, who outfits half of his 69-cow herd with brassiere-like harnesses to keep them from damaging low-hanging udders with their hooves... "They keep the udders clean and the teats tucked up out of the way so they won't get stepped on," says Battisti, who has used bras on his cows for several years.

Long Beach Independent Press-Telegram - July 2, 1977

     Posted By: Alex - Wed Jan 30, 2019
     Category: Fashion | Underwear | Cows

Aren't you girls glad that God got that udder thing out of his system before he made humans?
Posted by KDP on 01/30/19 at 12:46 PM
I wouldn't think stepping on your own teat would be very enjoyable. Someone else's -- maybe.
Posted by Virtual on 01/31/19 at 06:42 PM
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