Creative 404 “File Not Found” messages

I'm giving you the internet page to get to this listing, but kudos to whoever spent the time to come up with some innovative 404 messages.

http://ibiblio.org/gutenberg

My favorites are:

Australian -- Strewth mate yer bloody page has shot through

binary -- 001101000011000000110100001000000100011001
001001010011000100010100100000
010011100100111101010100001000
000100011001001111010101010100111001000100

Cockney -- No chance luv, carrnt find it neever.

Fail -- Your page already boarded the failboat.

Klingon -- De'teywI' 'agh vonlu'.

Mac User -- This wouldn't have happened if you were using a Mac.

Mid-Michigan dairy farm colloquialism -- That file is cow's-legs-up.

Obi Wan -- These are not the files you're looking for. Move along.

Pirate -- Haaarr, Lubber! I've sailed yon seas with toil and trial, and yet I cannot find ye file!

Tech Support -- Are you sure your computer is plugged in?

Zombie -- Arrgrg 404 BrAiNs aAAArrggh No ggrrgrh page brAiNz heRe BrAAAAIIINNSSSS!


There are lots of German messages I would love to have translated, and there is even a place for you to donate your own!!

If you can speak any of the languages listed, I am curious to know if they are translated correctly.