Hand Sanitizer Holster

Paula Russo was recently granted patent #10653232 for a "hand sanitizer holster," which seems like a timely invention for the age of covid, although she must have begun the patent process long before covid-19 was known.

The hand sanitizer holster is a garment. The hand sanitizer holster comprises a belt, a fastening structure, and a plurality of primary holsters. The fastening structure secures the belt to a healthcare worker. The plurality of primary holsters attach to the belt. Each of the plurality of primary holsters contains a chemical container filled with a sanitizer. The sanitizer is an anti-microbial chemical used for cleaning the hands of the healthcare worker. Each holster contained within the plurality of primary holsters is configured such that the sanitizer dispenses from the chemical container without removing the chemical container from the holster. In a second potential embodiment of the disclosure, the hand sanitizer holster further comprises a shoulder harness. The shoulder harness further comprises one or more straps and one or more secondary holsters.
     Posted By: Alex - Sun Jun 07, 2020
     Category: Hygiene | Baths, Showers and Other Cleansing Methods | Inventions | Patents

Wear this in main-street America and get shot by the cops!
Posted by David P. on 06/07/20 at 06:30 AM
Kill it. Kill it with fire before it is made mandatory.
Posted by Richard Bos on 06/07/20 at 08:11 AM
Good equipment for the Social Police. In fact, give 'em this & take away their phones.
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 06/07/20 at 09:59 AM
...and their drones.
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 06/07/20 at 10:10 AM
I know I've seen at least one tv ad where somebody draws a product out of a pistol holster, uses it, gives it that idiotic spin, and shoves it back into the holster. For the life of me, I can't remember what the product was, and searching for it is far beyond my google-fu because all the keywords apply to other things.

At my local hospital, you pass your hand through a U-shaped device, and it automatically sprays sanitizer on the top and bottom of your hand (and it's the most foul-smelling stuff ever made for that purpose). So why not wear a muff that does the same thing?

Posted by Phideaux on 06/07/20 at 12:35 PM
This is indeed a perfect piece of equipment for the Social Police. One pocket for the phone, one pocket for the drone controller, one pocket for the hand sanitizer and maybe one pocket for the gun for open carry states.
Posted by Yudith on 06/08/20 at 06:37 AM
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