No Smoking in Bismarck, North Dakota

And they mean it, too. Ron White, the popular comedian from the Blue Collar Comedy tour and various Comedy Central specials, is a whiskey-drinking, cigar-smoking redneck, and proud of it. He's included those two fundamental elements in all of his shows. But apparently grumpy people in North Dakota won't stand for that kind of blatant disregard for the law. This is one of those times where you wonder just how uptight Americans have become since Janet Jackson flashed a tit on prime time.
     Posted By: Nethie - Wed May 20, 2009
     Category: Crime | Drugs | Smoking and Tobacco | Comedians

There is the problem. He should have explained that the cigar is a prop.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 05/20/09 at 08:59 AM
I wouldn't worry too much; he'll probably make a million dollars telling that story...
Posted by Malk on 05/20/09 at 09:07 AM
Beckers, there is no such thing as bad publicity. 😉
Posted by Matt in Florida on 05/20/09 at 09:36 AM
Man, good thing they used priceless tax dollars on that. I hope the officer gets a commendation for cracking the case.
Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/20/09 at 01:51 PM defines Tit as [–noun]
1. a titmouse.
2. any of various other small birds.
3. Archaic. a girl or young woman; hussy.
4. Archaic. a small or poor horse; nag.
5. a teat
6. A morsel; a bit.
7. Slang: Vulgar. a breast.

I was, of course, referring to the time that Janet Jackson flashed a titmouse as part of a school project in the TV show Good Times. 😉
Posted by Nethie on 05/20/09 at 09:38 PM
How DARE you refer to Janet Jackson as a horse! 🧛
Posted by Jmonkeh on 05/21/09 at 08:50 AM
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