Phone-Carrying Bra

     Posted By: Paul - Thu Aug 03, 2023
     Category: Inventions | Telephones | Underwear | Twenty-first Century

Some convenience stores here have signs saying they won't accept cash carried in bras. I imagine it can get pretty nasty. What would sweat do to a phone? (Even if the compartment is waterproof, if it's open at the top, some will dribble in.)
Posted by Phideaux on 08/03/23 at 01:14 PM
Phideaux, haven't you heard the saying, "Horses sweat, men perspire and ladies gently glow?"
Posted by ges on 08/03/23 at 04:41 PM
ges, I was raised by two older sisters, and I've been married three times -- I can assure you in no uncertain terms that women sweat. They also belch, break wind, and sometimes have breath that could stun a horse.
Posted by Phideaux on 08/03/23 at 05:38 PM
Are your boobs ringing or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by Teri on 08/03/23 at 10:37 PM
I thought that's where the revolver goes.
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 08/04/23 at 07:21 AM
Teri -- Wow! I now have this mental image of chatting up a woman and her breasts start vibrating . . .
Posted by Phideaux on 08/04/23 at 09:01 AM
Teri, it looks like your comment is going to have real staying power. I find myself wanting to assign ringtones to various women. The possibilities seem endless,
Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 08/07/23 at 07:24 AM

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