The Pickle Wizard

The Pickle Wizard promises that if you pay him $5.99, he'll send a slice of pickle to a person of your choosing. He writes:

What could be more satisfying than the confusion of a friend or foe when they receive a pickle in the mail with a mysterious note? The answer you ask? Nothing. So get on it, and send those expecto patronads a damn pickle!

Here on WU, we've previously posted about Feces by Mail and Mail-a-Spud, so the Pickle Wizard is the latest variation on that theme of Mail-a-Prank. The Pickle Wizard claims that, to date, he has mailed 520 pickles.

     Posted By: Alex - Wed Sep 02, 2015
     Category: Pickles | Pranks | Postal Services

The site clearly states Each package comes with a real pickle and the hand written mysterious note from yours truly The Pickle Wizard ! then shows a simple lateral slice of a pickle. I call RIP OFF!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/02/15 at 09:28 AM
So, that's what happened to Patrick Star's imbecile brother.
Posted by KDP on 09/02/15 at 05:29 PM
I thought Patrick was the imbecil.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/02/15 at 09:36 PM
I ... don't want a pickle
I just wanna ride my motorsickle ...
Posted by Cougar Allen on 09/15/15 at 12:09 AM
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