The See-through Flesh of Heavenly Virgins

     Posted By: Paul - Sat Jun 09, 2012
     Category: Frauds, Cons and Scams | Religion | Sexuality | Skin and Skin Conditions

Based on this video, Muslims men will be suckers for female androids which are beginning to appear on the market.
Posted by Bill M on 06/09/12 at 12:32 PM
This is pathetic. Is there a religion on this planet that really understands that equality of the genders is completely necessary? The world will never succeed until all religions recognize the equality of women and men.
Posted by db_denver on 06/09/12 at 04:09 PM
Sounds like the ideal sex-toy, although I'm a little worried about the "no phlegm" part.
But you can tell this guy has given a lot of thought to this matter. An awful lot.
Posted by sudon't on 06/09/12 at 04:12 PM
I thought I was the only one who put children on the same level as feces, urine and phlegm, especially at Girl Scout cookie time.
Posted by Robert on 06/09/12 at 04:31 PM
Yeah, with so many people following this kind of twisted perversion, we're probably not going to make it as a species. S and M is healthy compared to this.
Posted by Baughbe on 06/09/12 at 05:49 PM
I think i may have just discovered where hell is for women. It is sad that that is the ideal for the men of that religion.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/09/12 at 07:04 PM
Patty, for *some* men of that religion. But you are right about that ideal being hell for women. Stepford heaven. And sudon't is right, he has thought about this a deal more than might be acceptable. I think the most upsetting thing for me is the thought that these women have been mistreated enough to where they have black eyes. I prefer women unbruised, personally.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 06/09/12 at 08:36 PM
@ Robert: I had to laugh at that as well. Children are put on the same level as other excretions from the body.

I'm especially interested in where he is getting all this specific information since another well regarded Muslim scholar and linguist translates the very same passages from the Koran as holding no references at all to virgins but rather to food and drink offered to the faithful and which actually seem to make much more sense in context as the chilled and pure food offered to the faithful, contrasting with the boiling drinks offered to the unfaithful and the damned in the preceding passages.
Posted by Miles on 06/09/12 at 11:25 PM
"with black pupils and very white retinas" 23 sec mark
I don't think he is referring to beaten women sweetie. Abused for sure but not bruised. Also, you are very correct about saying some men of the religion, I should know better than to paint all of them with the same brush. Thank you for the correction. You are a good guy Scot.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 06/09/12 at 11:26 PM
@Robert: That kid = poo thing struck me to but, over all, the whole piece is so far out there that it just hangs over the abyss waiting to drop.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/10/12 at 12:00 AM
Is it the translation, the language or is he just rambling and repeating himself? Incoherent or lacks confidence?
Posted by Techs on 06/10/12 at 09:15 AM
I think he'd probably agree with you on that Jesus thing, Cindy.
Posted by Dumbfounded on 06/11/12 at 07:13 AM
If his idea of this afterlife is so great, why isn't he strapping one on (bomb, that is) and going to meet his make? Oh, I get it--- it's like all the politicians/country western singers who tout the war and bravery of servicemen/women, but who don't join up themselves. And don't get on my case --- I can appreciate our military members' service without agreeing with the war propaganda machine.
Posted by ScoutC on 06/11/12 at 08:58 PM
Oboy! We can has theological debates on Weird Univerts! Whatz nxt? Polyticks?

db_denver: "Is there a religion on this planet that really understands that equality of the genders is completely necessary? The world will never succeed until all religions recognize the equality of women and men." Sure, there are religious teachings that so hold. Old-time major religions... eeenhhh, not so much, yeah. "Religions" are innately conservative because principles believed to be based on perceived truth will only change when that truth is elevated. Individuals lead in matters of faith. You, me, anyone who believes as you've said, we're of the same "religion," kindred spirits on that tenet, at least, right?

And Cindy, you heatheren! Let me set you on the way of salivation!

Jesus is too, is too coming back! 'Cause he said he would! Just, on his own schedule, not Rev Billy Bob's. He's probably already been back, maybe often, on the sly, just to mess with people's heads. He also said, when he wants to go public, everybody'll get the tweet. So, no biggie.

There is too, is too, a Heaven. It's all heaven. I googled it and came up with proof!. Here and now is what you get today; a next life wouldn't be any different in that regard. So happens it's a magnificent Heaven, even here in the depths of one of those back alleys that's been unusually damaged and scarred. Behold the wise plan of the Almighty Creators: If our local scene weren't so uniquely, interestingly scarred and twisted, there would be no Weird Universe website, nor the WUvians we know and love! Amen!

"And there sure as heck aren't living sex dolls waiting for you in the afterlife once you've blown yourself to smithereens in the hopes of offing a few followers of a competing deity." Thank you, Cindy, for your insightful defense of truth, beauty, and goodness, the attributes of Deity in time and space. This truth <em>ought to be<em> be Kindergarten Humanity, much less Theology 100. I have it on Supreme Authority that the company in the afterlife is excellent, however.

[Note to the dim: all in fun. Any stepped-on toes, sorry. Stick 'em up to the screen were I can kiss them.]
Posted by A Mindful Webworker on 06/13/12 at 02:56 PM
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/13/12 at 03:45 PM
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