Woman Bites Dog

Crazy lady told her son that if he eats all the meat she will eat his dog. Apparently, not believing her, he ate all the meat. Inexplicably she made good on her threat by starting with the poor animal's testicles which she bit off. One would think a pit bull would fight back but he just ran off screeching in pain. Crazy lady then used an old tricycle to knock out a witness who tried to intervene and made her son bury her with a piece of garden hose to breathe through. The last was to hide from police, not successfully. Ta Da!!!!!!
     Posted By: Alex - Wed May 27, 2015
     Category: Animals | Scary Criminals | Can’t Possibly Be True | Genitals | Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise | Teeth | Eating

Your subby should be worried you are actually seeking out articles like this Patty.
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 05/27/15 at 08:01 PM
I... this... that... she... uhhhhhh.... that photo!!

Pedro might not appreciate it, but if it had to happen, at least we got this quote:

“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Pure po'try, right thar.
Posted by mindful webworker on 05/27/15 at 10:38 PM
Hmm. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this story is b.s. The Smoking Gun says the woman in the mugshot was arrested for burglary and theft in 2011: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/december-30-2011-mugs?page=4

Actually, I'm guessing that ALL of the stories on moron.com are b.s.
Posted by Alex on 05/28/15 at 11:30 AM
Alex is almost certainly right. This story originated on Moron and nowhere else.
Posted by Frank on 05/28/15 at 02:28 PM

I an not dissing your BS meter Alex, I am just saying I'm not the only one to fall for it. Either way it is s funny story, especially with that pic attached!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/28/15 at 02:38 PM
maybe the story is just old and the theft was of that poor pooch's family jewels!
Posted by Miles on 05/28/15 at 03:53 PM
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