Follies of the Madmen #279

image

[Click to enlarge]

No chipmunks, crickets, rabbits, or fat, slack-jawed, beanie-wearing yokels were actually diced and cooked for these recipes.

Original ad here.
Posted By: Paul - Wed Apr 06, 2016
Category: Cannibalism, Food, Cartoons, 1980s





Comments
Whatever makes the sale.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/06/16 at 09:33 AM
Wow. That was stupid. They never thought about a recipe with nuts for Chip and Dale ( for example, Chock-full-of-Nuts Brownies), carrot cake for Thumper, or twin dips for Tweddeldedum and Tweddeldedee? At least the cricket's recipe is full of wheat, which they like, and they do look a bit like worms.
Posted by Yudith on 04/06/16 at 01:00 PM
Someday, Pillsbury may use cricket flour in their canned dinner rolls. Bon appetit!
Posted by Justin S. in Orange County, CA, USA on 04/06/16 at 02:12 PM
At least they didn't offer Pinocchio's Beaver special.
Posted by Phred22 on 04/06/16 at 04:33 PM
Bambi's Mother Venison
Cinderella's Talking Mouse Stew
Old Yeller's Dog Meat (meat made from dog)
Peter Pan's Organic Pirate-Fed Alligator
Lady and the Tramp's Predigested Spaghetti...Stuff. Marketing, call it "Stuff," yeah
The Hound and the Fox Jerky
Ariel's Fresh Singing Crab Meat, with a side of Ursula's Calamari
Pinocchio's Donkey Meat, now with the great taste of Long Pig!
Posted by Bill the Splut on 04/06/16 at 05:09 PM
Alas, Donald à la orange would've been a bit too much like proper food for a Kraft recipe...
Posted by Richard Bos in The Netherlands on 04/06/16 at 07:04 PM
I wonder how much money changed hands in this corporate collaboration. Did Disney pay Kraft for the privilege of being mentioned in their ad, or did Kraft pay Disney for the use of its characters? My guess is Disney got the cash.
Posted by Fritz G in Riverdale Springs HQ on 04/07/16 at 08:13 AM
Click on the original ad, scroll down, and there is the Dial High School Athlete of the Year -- young man named Herschel Walker.
Posted by Chas B. in Maynard MA on 04/07/16 at 04:20 PM
Pretty gross Bill, clever, but gross. LOL
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/07/16 at 08:33 PM
I've been all over the world, but the worst meal I've ever eaten was at Disney's Animal Kingdom. It handily beat out all the competition, including all the questionable glop I ate as a starving student. Kraft and Disney -- a marriage made in heaven.
Posted by Harvey on 04/08/16 at 09:18 PM