After posting a few days ago about the doctor who was speculating about the benefits of eating placenta
, I realized I had merely scratched the surface of placenta weirdness. There's also a growing interest in placenta art
— that is, smearing the placenta against a piece of paper and calling it art.
Another option is to transform your placenta into a placenta teddy bear
. Your kid is sure to need years of therapy once he gets old enough to realize what he's been cuddling up with at night.