Mr. Coffee Nerves

On a mission to wreck marriages and destroy romance by promoting the consumption of coffee.

Personally, I need my morning coffee before I'm at all sociable.

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Spokesman Review - Jan 16, 1949

Boston Globe - Sep 11, 1949

     Posted By: Alex - Tue Apr 02, 2024
     Category: Corporate Mascots, Icons and Spokesbeings | Coffee and other Legal Stimulants | 1940s

@Alex: you wouldn't be any good on Postum, then. Because their main (I would say only) selling point is that it *contains no caffein*. What a cop-out!

My personal drug is tea; but real tea, *with* caffeine. Strong. I'm a computer programmer, after all - we run on two drugs, caffeine and coding.
Posted by Richard Bos on 04/07/24 at 11:04 AM
I was able to get rid of my caffeine addiction in only two months, plus I lost fifteen pounds. My secret? Cancer of the skin of my ass. I do not recommend it.
Posted by Yudith on 04/10/24 at 09:41 AM
Similarly not-recommended way to lose weight: broke my jaw, had to have it wired for 3 weeks, lost 10 pounds despite consuming highly calorific smoothies.
Posted by ges on 04/10/24 at 09:26 PM

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