The Order Of Yoni


Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina and that is where the bacteria used to make this beer comes from. NSFW
     Posted By: patty - Tue Apr 05, 2016
     Category: Business | Genitals | Alcohol





Comments
Yoni goin' to see someone else drinking this stuff 'cause I ain't'a gonna be doin' it.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/06/16 at 12:07 AM
Probably taste of fish.
Posted by Huntceet on 04/06/16 at 12:21 AM
I guess the "beer to get into someone's pants" angle was pretty much overused.
Posted by crc on 04/06/16 at 04:33 AM
Bad news, you've got a yeast infection, but think of the beer!
Posted by crc on 04/06/16 at 04:35 AM
Can I drink it all month, or are there 3-5 days when the taste is off?
Posted by wkj on 04/06/16 at 09:45 AM
From my experience you could drink it those 3->5 days but you'll not like the nagging headache that comes with it. It's just best to put the rest of the case out in the garage and leave it alone.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/06/16 at 10:44 AM
Drink Cooze and Cooze Light. Born in the Crotchies.
Posted by puptentacle on 04/06/16 at 02:42 PM
Erm... no, thank you - I prefer my beer to be brewed with yeast, not bacteria.

Also... if they "isolate and multiply" the bacteria, surely the, ahem, essential taste get lost?

(More to the point, as a European beer drinker, this just smacks of neo-Chicagoan hipster to me. Pass.)
Posted by Richard Bos on 04/06/16 at 07:02 PM
Yikes. Best reason for teetotalism ever.
Posted by Virtual on 04/06/16 at 07:58 PM
I shudder to think what other ideas these folks will come up with. Perhaps they will use gut bacteria to brew beer or some other alcoholic concoction; they could call it Rot-Gut.
Posted by Jim on 04/06/16 at 08:25 PM
Since Yoni is Sanskrit; do you get an India Pale Ale if you get the starter from a Bollywood actress?
Posted by BMN on 04/07/16 at 02:32 AM
Puptentacle, you win best comment sweetie!!!!! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 04/07/16 at 08:24 PM
@Patty & Puptentacle: And your drinks stay cold in a coozey?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 04/07/16 at 10:46 PM
I would think you'd be more cozy in a coozey. At least in my experience.

And thanks Patty. :red: :coolsmile:
Posted by puptentacle on 04/08/16 at 03:09 AM
Prank, anyone?
Posted by Harvey on 04/08/16 at 09:30 PM
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