Prayer-Power Batteries

As explained by

The most distinctive practice of the Aetherius Society is its use of Spiritual Energy Batteries. The prayers and chanting of members are focused through trained leaders, and poured into a battery where they can be stored indefinitely. In times of crisis, such as war, earthquake or famine, thousands of hours of stored prayer energy can be released in one moment.

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A Prayer Battery being charged. via

     Posted By: Alex - Sun Mar 03, 2019
     Category: Inventions | Religion | Technology

The battery in my car is dead. Any chance they could hold a battery ceremony under the hood of my car?

agent j
Posted by agent j on 03/03/19 at 10:21 AM
Be careful, I know someone who tried to repair their car battery but merely ended up with flies in their ice cream. That was when he was using a Microverse Battery though so...
Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 03/04/19 at 01:37 AM
This reminded me of an orgone accumulator.
Posted by Fritz on 03/04/19 at 06:26 AM
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