Follies of the Madmen #417

Kiss the foot!

     Posted By: Paul - Wed Mar 13, 2019
     Category: Business | Advertising | Hygiene | Sex Symbols | 1950s | Feet

Good idea if she's a yoga buff. She can just maintain the sirsasana (headstand) pose thruout parties.
Posted by Virtual on 03/13/19 at 10:27 AM
I'm a guy, which means I'm totally clueless when it comes to buying gifts for women, but even I know personal care items rank right up there with getting her a new vacuum cleaner for her birthday. Putting a razor in her Christmas stocking is saying she obviously doesn't know how to groom herself properly. I shudder to think of the outcome, especially if she has to suppress her initial reaction because there are others present and it's supposed to be a fun occasion, so her feelings have time to fester before she gets you alone.
Posted by Phideaux on 03/13/19 at 06:55 PM
If you’re going to hang mistletoe on your body, you can at least choose a more interesting body part...
Posted by Brian on 03/13/19 at 09:45 PM
I've been told it's gauche to wear a mistletoe belt buckle.
Posted by Phideaux on 03/15/19 at 07:34 PM
Commenting is not available in this channel entry.