Miss Geico

Am I alone in this, or does Miss Geico appear to be one of the hideous sea-folk who live off the coast of Lovecraft's Innsmouth, and conspire to interbreed with humans, producing hybrid abominations?

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     Posted By: Paul - Sun Feb 04, 2018
     Category: Animals | Beauty, Ugliness and Other Aesthetic Issues | Business | Advertising | Corporate Mascots, Icons and Spokesbeings | Horror | Motor Vehicles | Fictional Monsters

Nah, those Innsmouth people are half fish. This one's much worse.
Posted by Richard Bos on 02/04/18 at 07:58 AM
This reminds me more of Sea Monkeys.
Posted by Vernon on 02/04/18 at 11:17 AM
It's just the Geico gecko in drag -- eyelashes, pink lipstick, and a bikini.
Posted by ges on 02/04/18 at 07:27 PM
He'll come out as Trans, appear as a guest judge on "Ru Paul's Drag Race" and change is name to Geica Gecka. It'll be FAAAAAbulous!
Posted by PupTentacle on 02/05/18 at 04:20 PM
Someone at GEICO’s ad agency must have been tripping balls...
Posted by Brian on 02/06/18 at 10:15 AM
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