Cheerios and V-8

I love Cheerios, and can tolerate V-8. But there's no way I could imagine eating a spoonful of Cheerios and then swallowing a gulp of V-8 immediately after the sweet milky mouthful.

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Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/30/08 at 10:35 AM

I don't know. Poor that over some boobs and it might just be OK...or at least better.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 10:48 AM

everything is better with boobs Maxx.

Posted by Bill_ on 10/30/08 at 11:16 AM

I don't know Bill. I saw my neighbor's once and...well...his named is 'Fat' Eddie and it wasn't nice. :(

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 12:00 PM

Did you try putting V8 or Cheerios on Fat Eddie's boobs, Maxx?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/30/08 at 12:06 PM

Damn! I really left myself open for that! ROTFL

I kept losing the cheerios in all the folds though.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 12:12 PM

Was it good naked, baseman?

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 12:29 PM

"I don't know Bill. I saw my neighbor's once and...well...his named is 'Fat' Eddie and it wasn't nice."

I just noticed my typo. I mean his name is 'Fat' Eddie not his boob's name. I don't know if he even has names for his boobs but I would think that anything that big should have a name and a social security number.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 12:34 PM

I used to know someone that called her's Ren & Stimpy
and
I have an ex-boyfriend that used to call mine Juicy & Fruit

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/30/08 at 12:51 PM

This reminds me of a sketch from http://www.thosearentmuskets.com with the guy who has chosen poor names to refer to his genitals. Sharon & the girls, Estrogen & the progesterones...

I can't say as how I've named any of my body parts (except my left arm, which I call Fistcannon! on occasion. Please not the mandatory use of the exclamation point when referring to Fistcannon!.)

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/30/08 at 02:35 PM

This ranks up there with people who put water in their cereal. Not as gross, but just as weird.

Posted by Caffeinated Katie in Atlanta, GA on 10/30/08 at 03:00 PM

My husband refers to a certain part of his anatomy as the downtown business district.

Posted by Caffeinated Katie in Atlanta, GA on 10/30/08 at 03:40 PM

I've named my little fella "Redbeard, the one-eyed pirate"

Arrgh! ya lil sea wenches...it's time to walk plank!

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 04:01 PM

BTW - What is this cheerio and V-8 crap? Everybody knows that it's vodka and V-8 that you need to start your day.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 04:22 PM

Maxx, way better with the V-8 splash drinks then just plain V-8. Personally I prefer my Vodka with Cranberry Juice and a lime but to each his own.

Bill (you can leave off the _ I just had to add something for a valid user name)

Posted by Bill_ on 10/30/08 at 04:34 PM

Bill_ - I prefer my vodka with something not as thick or heavy as tomato juice too. I was just saying if you need V-8 for breakfast than vodka was the way to enjoy it.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/30/08 at 05:46 PM

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