What’s Their Motto?

Your assignment: to come up with this company's slogan. I'll volunteer the old Timex one, although it's not quite right: "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!"

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Comments

What a hoot! Great research, GES!

And here's another unfortunate surname:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Goffart

Posted by Paul on 11/15/11 at 12:34 PM

Onan Generators, when the power is out let Onan become your second sun. Cummin(s) and look at our selection today.

Best I got.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/15/11 at 07:13 PM

We do it all by ourselves! Ask for our salesman, Harry Palm!

Posted by Paul on 11/15/11 at 08:19 PM

Excellent, Malk!

Posted by Paul on 11/16/11 at 10:21 AM

Meet our board of directors, Rosy Palm and her 5 daughters.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/16/11 at 12:50 PM

We're getting some great slogans here, that should be forwarded to Cummins! Maybe we'll all win a lifetime supply of electric motors!

Posted by Paul on 11/16/11 at 10:54 PM

And just this AM I found this over on Fail Blog
http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-stay-classy-montana-fail-inappropriate-truck-sticker.jpg

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/16/11 at 11:36 PM

ONAN is always HANDY!

Posted by Tyrusguy on 11/19/11 at 12:25 PM

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